Ah, yes, green things and salad dressings, kiddies!

This is your old friend Dr. Praxis once again (guitar strum and wild cheering from a prerecorded audience audio file). For those of you who don’t know me, what are you doing at this web site? Can’t hook up with any of the hot girls on Facebook or Twitter? If you don’t know me, I’m Dr. Mel Praxis and I spent a few years hosting a weekly hosted horror series called Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis. See how well that title worked out since I’m Dr. Praxis?

Ah, the kiddies of the night. What sweet groaning over my bad movies and worse jokes they make, yes.

Anyway, I would like to welcome you to the latest and best website for Movie Madness w/ me, your old friend, Dr. Praxis (guitar strum and wild cheering from a prerecorded audience audio file again).

These days, while I’m still hiding out in – I mean, “exploring the never known history of” - the great city/state of Transformigaration, I wanted to remind each and every one of you what a lousy show Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis really was. No, no, no romanticized memory that is fading out for you. This is how bad Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis really was. Want the proof?

Now, you can find Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis in Roku's Channel Store, you'll be able to watch Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis on your Roku devices. You’ll be able to search it our using “praxis madness” as your search parameters or, until then, use this link: https://my.roku.com/add/5CTZTR If you don’t have a Roku device, you come to my new website of drpraxis.net and start seeing all kinds of episodes of Movie Madness w/ Dr. Praxis (And a third time we have a guitar strum and wild cheering from a prerecorded audience audio file).

Okay, now, my website consists of an index page, this page, a page about myself, although I can't imagine why any of you would want to know about me, a blog that I’m suppose to be writing a weekly blog for, but don’t hold your breath, kiddies, you look horrible as that shade of blue. But you till find on the Watch Me page links to my episodes! Eventually all of my episodes plus a couple of additional things will be available. That is what all the squirrels I have running endlessly on their wheels are working toward, but you know how that goes.

Anyway, anyway, I think I have used up enough of your time and probably alerted too many of the authorities where I’m at, so I will leave this here. As is. No guarantees.